Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?? Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable? Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free? If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future? Why do people who don’t want to go to hell bury themselves 6 ft. closer? Why do people, such as S.W.A.T or Seals wear the bulletproof vests where you can see them? Wouldn’t people aim for their head or crotch? What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called? What does the T in T-Shirt really mean? Why did Superman wear his briefs on the outside of his tights? If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing? Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?
